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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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The books aren't affecting me whatsoever anymore, and I've achieved measure.

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As his hands move up, and it's almost like he's trying to count, but he has mitten hands, so.

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Like it's counting, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1, 1, and then, uh, he pops out of existence.

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Yeah, okay. Seth, Keth, it's time to go. Meesex has gone.

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All right, Grandpa Big Dog, do we gotta clean up anything here?

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No, these people won't understand what just happened.

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Where, where did he go?

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Back, back home.

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Back home.

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Are you guys going to go back home now?

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Yep.

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I think your key strength saved the day.

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It does more times than you can imagine.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, we're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your

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dungeon master Russ More and with me today is Tom Laird.

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Hey, that's me, I play Moot.

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And Karla Maxted.

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That is me, I play Glim.

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And Amy More.

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That's one of the names I go by and I play Sullivan Sleight.

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What other names do you go by, Amy?

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Wouldn't you like to know, Tom?

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My immediate thing I wanted to say was Princess Peach.

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Oh, okay.

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That's like immediately what popped into my head, which I have never called you,

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but I like it.

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I consider myself more of a Rosalina, but I do like the sentiment in there.

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Yeah, that's nice.

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Where we go by different names is over on Patreon, because we play different games

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over there, different names, different games, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast and when

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you are a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron, Brad from Fate of Eason podcast.

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Thank you, Brad.

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Thanks, Brad.

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The Fate of Eason podcast is very good, you should go check them out too.

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And now, fuck it, let's play D&D.

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We pick up with Mook, Glim and Sully.

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You tell me how long after, but you're at not a library.

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I think we leave immediately.

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I think so too.

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I think Glim tries to say what the situation was and we're like,

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and she's like, it doesn't matter.

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Oh, from the previous scene?

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Oh, no, you're at not a library.

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Yeah, you said, tell me how long you...

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I mean, is it days later?

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Yeah, how long?

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Where do we want to pick this scene up?

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We did not get paid for all of our hard work.

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Yeah, he just vanished before he paid us.

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Dang, mofo.

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And everything from the house was probably gone.

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It was probably just books, so we can't even, like, loot something.

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We try to resell them back to not a library and they're like, read the name.

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We're not a library.

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So the money we have is whatever we had left from whatever you guys earned.

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So I don't know how long that gets us.

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I did not get a lot of money for listing a hundred different dirty jobs.

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I think I got 50 gold, so we're probably doing OK for the time being.

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I don't know, those potatoes were very expensive.

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You're sitting around a table and Mon comes over and he's like,

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uh, so how's, uh, I don't remember his voice, but how's the job on going?

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Well, frankly, I mean, I don't think we're settling down here very much.

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Oh, right, shouldn't we, should we find a caravan and get out of here?

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Well, we have to keep going east, right, Glim?

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Yeah, we've got to keep going.

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I mean, if you guys are ready to keep heading towards our destiny, then.

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Yeah, I'm not too, I'm not too keen on sticking around doing really fucking weird odd jobs.

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Also, and no offense, Mon, because the potatoes were delicious.

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Sorry, the potatoes were delicious, but, um, the price point here is quite expensive.

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So we just can't afford to really like stick around here very long.

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It's more of a luxury accommodation.

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I was actually going to bring that up.

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Um, I talked to some people, did some market research, realized my price point,

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priced us out of most people's budgets.

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Uh, I mean, you three had to take up.

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Almost killed a man.

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Sure, I had to poison him.

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He wanted me to, but I had to do it.

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It was still an extreme circumstance to pay for some potatoes.

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Oh, okay.

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Point made.

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And he reaches into his pocket and he pulls out and he's counting out.

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So here's, here's back six gold.

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I've covered your, uh, your, your expenses over at definitely an inn

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and also anything you've eaten here, uh, for the remainder and realized

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and made appropriate adjustments on these new menus that we've, uh, put in.

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See, look here, magic missile potatoes.

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We've changed the name even.

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Oh, you went with it.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Yes.

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Uh, it changed the price point here.

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See, just a, just a couple of coppers, uh, not seven gold for all of the things

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more reasonably priced.

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I think.

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Well, I understand, you know, everyone's getting back up on the feet over here

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and that includes you, but people's got to eat.

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You know, I don't know if you caught this, but I'm, I'm new in this business.

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I mean, ferret, he's been in, he's been cooking a long time

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and didn't really second guess what I was putting on the menu,

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but a little guidance is sometimes necessary for, uh, for business folks such as myself.

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And I think I've got it, uh, being that I was, uh,

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so aggressively approached after I gave somebody a bill

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and they said they would burn, burn down, not a library

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for the exorbitant prices that I put on their bill.

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So that made me the second guess and look and see what, uh,

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what, uh, what other restaurants are charging.

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And it was far less.

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It's like I'd never been to a restaurant or tavern or in before, ever.

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Have you?

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Wait, were we your first customers?

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Um, among them, yes.

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That whole first night that you were here was kind of dry run.

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Uh, you know, open it up to like a soft launch.

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Yeah. Open it up to a few public.

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You just happened by, uh, we were going to ask you to leave because it wasn't,

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but you know, uh, you, you, you don't turn away good,

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a good business and good, uh, good suggestions is,

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which is what you brought to the table.

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Well, it's very kind of you, Mon, to thank you.

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I'm glad to know we can probably have at least one more meal here.

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Of course, of course.

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We have to go.

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We can afford one more, you guys.

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Shall I bring another round of magic missile potatoes?

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I don't know if I can do any more potatoes.

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We made the portion sizes smaller.

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Well, no, but one more round.

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Maybe we could just do one for the table like last time,

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even with the smaller portion.

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We'll do coming right up.

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And he zips back into the kitchen.

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Yeah, guys, I don't think, I think this should be our last night.

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We should find a caravan heading east and we should just continue on.

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I think so too.

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Unless, I mean, seems like it's been,

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I was going to say successful, but that is not really accurate.

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I mean, Moot, for you, it was.

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Yeah, I learned a new thing.

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Yes. So that's, that's worth something.

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I mean, that wise master Mesix really,

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I mean, he really stepped up for me before vanishing unexplosively.

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Yeah, I'm glad I'm now twice published, almost kind of one in a menu and the other one.

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And hopefully what will become a book that I will get some royalties off of.

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Yeah, it's been, you're right.

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This place has been, are you sure you two don't want to say

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it's been very successful for the two of you?

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Published author, extra good magic user.

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But I mean, staying here doesn't get us any closer to, you know,

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saving the world with you.

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We do not get us any closer to saving the world.

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I mean, and really, I don't know that El Tirol did much for me personally,

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but I am fulfilled that it fulfilled my friend.

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So we can stay longer if you want,

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or I'd be happy to find a caravan and start heading east.

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This is probably the longest time I've ever willfully stayed in a place,

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so I think I'm ready to go.

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Okay.

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Yeah, me too.

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Mon comes back with the potatoes and he...

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With the what?

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With the magic missile potatoes.

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I think there should still be an exclamation mark.

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You can't forget your roots, right?

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Magic missile potatoes!

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And he says, okay, so you will enjoy the potatoes,

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and then where are you headed next?

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Where's the next stop in your journey?

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Well, we're gonna head east.

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Yeah, east is a very large place.

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Do you have like a stopping point?

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Well, I mean, an eventual goal, but it's very far away.

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So I think, you know, we'll probably,

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and I'm looking at my friends,

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like find a caravan and see where that takes us

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and just keep heading in the right direction

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and getting stronger as people and as friends as we keep going.

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Yes, good, good.

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Are there any good towns to stop on

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as we head in our eastward direction?

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Oh, fuck, probably.

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It says, I mean, I know we've talked about it before,

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but where was your end goal?

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I mean, I want to send you in the right direction.

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Well, we're going to Temanthor.

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Right, yes.

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I have a destiny to save the world

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and my friends here are part of the destiny as well.

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I'm sure I've probably mentioned this to you before.

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So eventually we're trying to get to the capital, but.

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Well, that far east, you could take a couple ways.

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You could, well, probably the quickest way

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is to cut through the storm horns,

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which are a series of mountains,

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mountain ranges past the sunset mountains.

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The next stop you might want to make

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is getting you back on the main tradeway,

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which would be Scornuble,

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which you could then take the river down

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and would catch you back onto the road

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that would get you up and through the storm horns,

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which would take you on the right side of,

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well, the Sea of Fallen Stars.

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You caught that?

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I mean, I heard Scornuble,

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but mostly I just picked up on that

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because it is, I think we can all agree,

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objectively a hilarious word.

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Oh, yes.

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Scornuble?

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Scornuble.

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Yes, it's the next town over.

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Very next one to the east.

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Do they have like t-shirts that say like,

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lost my scruples in Scornuble?

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Maybe.

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Is that a reference that I should understand?

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You know, your scruples, your,

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you know, all the bits and pieces in your mind,

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makes your right decisions.

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Right.

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I don't know.

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It's okay.

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I bet when I say that there,

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I think, Sully, I think it's good.

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I think it's more of your marketing genius

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is really coming out.

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Thanks.

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I'll market it when I'm over there

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to see kind of what people think.

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Of course.

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Perfect.

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Moot just kind of makes the hand

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going over the head motion like,

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nope.

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Well, I bid you adieu and wish you best.

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If you're back through here again,

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please stop in to Noddle Library

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and I will make sure that all the potatoes

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that we have that day,

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excuse me,

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potatoes that we have that day,

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are covered for you.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Thanks, Mara.

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So is it, like, midday,

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was this our lunch stop

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or our nighttime dinner stop?

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You tell me.

253
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I say lunch stop.

254
00:13:15,919 --> 00:13:16,639
It could be lunch

255
00:13:16,639 --> 00:13:17,919
and we can hit the road.

256
00:13:17,919 --> 00:13:18,320
All right.

257
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,279
To Scrumople.

258
00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:19,779
Yep.

259
00:13:20,879 --> 00:13:21,840
Scrumopoly.

260
00:13:22,799 --> 00:13:24,240
You head out into the streets.

261
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,759
What's your game plan here?

262
00:13:25,759 --> 00:13:26,560
What are you looking for?

263
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,200
What are you doing?

264
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,120
Well, let's go back to that message board

265
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,400
because I bet they're, like,

266
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,000
caravan leaving.

267
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,640
Need guards.

268
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,320
Seems like a reasonable place to start.

269
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,960
I'm sure we'll find something there.

270
00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:40,000
Yeah.

271
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,160
You walk through the streets of El Toro

272
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and during the day now,

273
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,280
you've previously primarily been out

274
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in the evening.

275
00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,200
I don't know how many days

276
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,720
you've been there entirely,

277
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,720
but it's quite busy.

278
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,920
People are about doing business.

279
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:56,640
You walk through

280
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,360
towards where the job board was

281
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,640
and you look and you see

282
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,840
a large statue that you didn't see,

283
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:04,720
not because it wasn't there,

284
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:05,520
but because you weren't

285
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,400
quite paying attention.

286
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,840
But you see a large statue

287
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,840
of a dwarven figure

288
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,440
in the center of this open area,

289
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,040
this open market area.

290
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,800
Is there a placard

291
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,240
with information on it?

292
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,600
I was just wondering.

293
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,560
For those interested,

294
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,000
you walk over to the placard

295
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,360
and it says on it,

296
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,560
Flint Firebeard died here

297
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,440
and then arrived here.

298
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,720
X marks the spot, y'all.

299
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,480
I had like a little panic attack.

300
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:40,879
Yeah, me too.

301
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:41,279
Like what?

302
00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:42,080
Oh my God.

303
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:42,960
What, Russ?

304
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,399
What a terrible Easter egg.

305
00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:45,039
Oh, never mind.

306
00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:46,720
He did die here and then rise here.

307
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:48,080
Was that...

308
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,240
That was around the table.

309
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:50,879
That was table.

310
00:14:50,879 --> 00:14:51,920
That was tabletop.

311
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,039
So many years ago,

312
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:58,079
we were just young, innocent D&D players,

313
00:14:58,079 --> 00:15:01,439
not knowing we had so many years ahead of us.

314
00:15:01,439 --> 00:15:02,639
To finish that campaign.

315
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,399
I forget who Flint was fighting,

316
00:15:06,399 --> 00:15:07,919
but yeah, it was like a one-on-one duel

317
00:15:07,919 --> 00:15:09,919
and he got a mowed down real fast.

318
00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:10,419
Yeah.

319
00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:11,919
We were like, oh wow,

320
00:15:11,919 --> 00:15:13,360
this is our second time playing

321
00:15:14,799 --> 00:15:16,480
and one of us has died already.

322
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,279
That's how it was supposed to work out.

323
00:15:20,639 --> 00:15:22,240
Look at where you are now.

324
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,360
Look at us now.

325
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:26,800
It goes on to describe the fact that he

326
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:30,480
and his cohorts drove off a dragon

327
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,000
who was attacking Yalturo

328
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,639
and took on one of the heads of the Cult of the Dragon

329
00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:39,919
and perished at the blade of that head

330
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:44,879
to be brought back by the town's clerics, thankfully,

331
00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:50,000
and go on and be pivotal in saving Faerun.

332
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,679
It seems like a pretty important guy.

333
00:15:54,639 --> 00:15:57,679
I wonder if he knew he had a destiny to save the world.

334
00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:00,480
Do you think this statue is to scale?

335
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:02,399
Huh.

336
00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:04,240
And I kind of stand back and look at it

337
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,519
and I assume it's very large.

338
00:16:05,519 --> 00:16:06,399
It's large, yes.

339
00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:12,559
Well, I mean, he's bigger than any dwarf I've ever seen,

340
00:16:12,559 --> 00:16:15,600
but I haven't met the man.

341
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,000
Maybe he's a giant dwarf?

342
00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:19,919
Oh, I like the sound of that.

343
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,480
You make it to the job board

344
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,200
and you peruse through

345
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:29,840
and you see there are a couple caravans heading out.

346
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,919
They don't say exactly where,

347
00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:39,759
but they say to meet town center on this day.

348
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,960
Right now at this time?

349
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,320
Right now near this time.

350
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:45,360
Oh, wow.

351
00:16:46,559 --> 00:16:47,840
How fortuitous.

352
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,200
You head to town center

353
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,360
and you see that there are several caravans,

354
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,480
one with a female human

355
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,600
who appears to be calling orders

356
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:04,400
at the others who are working for her or with her,

357
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:10,160
and another where a very regal man is seated high

358
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,759
on top of a caravan wagon

359
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,599
and just kind of pointing down silently

360
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:21,199
to the people loading up his wagon.

361
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,119
Okay, I say we find out where they're going

362
00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:26,559
before we make any decisions,

363
00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:30,000
but right away I don't want to go with snooty mixed snooty pants.

364
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,039
I'd rather go with the loud woman.

365
00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:35,039
You know, I was thinking the exact same thing,

366
00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:35,679
but you're right.

367
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,799
You make a very good point.

368
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:38,639
We should find out where they're going

369
00:17:39,919 --> 00:17:40,959
before we decide.

370
00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:43,519
Should we split up to go talk to them

371
00:17:43,519 --> 00:17:46,879
or let's just go together?

372
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,840
Let's just all go together.

373
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:47,920
Sure.

374
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,400
What do you think?

375
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,760
Sure, let's just, yeah.

376
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,440
You want to start with the worst one?

377
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,160
I mean, do you want to start with the fancy man?

378
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,480
Sure, let's start with Mr. Fancy Pants.

379
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,280
Okay.

380
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,160
You walk over

381
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,000
and he doesn't really pay much attention to you

382
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,480
as you walk up to the caravan.

383
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:03,920
I disagree.

384
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,040
I have a noble background

385
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,360
and noble people recognize that I am one of their own

386
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:11,040
and they speak to me very respectfully, actually.

387
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,320
No one said he was noble.

388
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,160
Oh, he's just fancy.

389
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,760
He's just Fancy Pants.

390
00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:18,799
Oh, I'm dislike him even more now.

391
00:18:19,519 --> 00:18:20,160
Excuse me?

392
00:18:21,519 --> 00:18:23,839
Where are you and your caravan going?

393
00:18:23,839 --> 00:18:25,839
He looks down his nose to you and says,

394
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,519
who wants to know?

395
00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:30,319
The name's Moot.

396
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,160
What's your name?

397
00:18:35,759 --> 00:18:36,319
Victor.

398
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,400
All right, Vic.

399
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,440
So where are you guys going?

400
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,440
Well, we are headed out towards

401
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,039
Burdusk.

402
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,519
Oh, I don't know where that one is.

403
00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:50,799
Is that east or north or south?

404
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,080
Well, we must travel east through Skornubel

405
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:58,240
and then travel south towards the Burdusk,

406
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,400
transfer to a ship of sorts

407
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,160
and travel down the river.

408
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,279
Yeah, what's your haul in here?

409
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,720
I'm in the textile business.

410
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:12,799
Like linens?

411
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,279
Fabrics, linens, clothing.

412
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,000
Damn, son, you're a linenary.

413
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,640
Not specifically a linenary.

414
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,519
Oh, are we talking all the way up?

415
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,320
Lineology?

416
00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:33,600
The chemicals and mechanics of the creation of the linens?

417
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,360
Is there something obscure with your friend, Moot?

418
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,360
Uh, no, that's pretty standard.

419
00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:42,400
All right.

420
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,920
You're looking to hire some folks

421
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,840
we saw on the bulletin board.

422
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,560
Right, yes.

423
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,280
Of course, I am looking to hire somebody.

424
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,920
What is your experience on the road?

425
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:59,120
Oh, well, we've been part of several caravans.

426
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,200
Each one of those caravans got to their destination.

427
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,040
So that must say something.

428
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:10,160
In one piece, at one point I even befriended an elemental.

429
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,800
You befriended an elemental

430
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:17,600
whilst on didn't strike it down to protect your caravan?

431
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,519
No, man, I juggled and then waved at it and it ran off.

432
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:24,800
It sounds like you perhaps are not

433
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,480
the people that I am looking for,

434
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,360
but name your price and we shall see.

435
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,480
Okay, well, maybe.

436
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,400
Maybe you're not the caravan we're looking for.

437
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,080
I storm away.

438
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,200
We were going to go check in with this other caravan first,

439
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,039
but we'll come back and we'll let you know.

440
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,039
Joy of joys.

441
00:20:43,759 --> 00:20:44,559
Maybe.

442
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:46,480
Guys, I don't think we're going to let him know.

443
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,440
Guys, he was even worse than I thought he was going to be.

444
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,960
God, if this girl's going west, I'm going to be so sad.

445
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,460
Me too.

446
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:58,240
We go over to the rad shouting human woman.

447
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:58,740
Yeah.

448
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,799
As you walk up, she's saying,

449
00:21:00,799 --> 00:21:03,360
yeah, yeah, Arlo, just put that up over there

450
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,000
and then we'll get going here as quick as possible.

451
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,519
Maybe some other people will join us.

452
00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:10,480
She turns around and you three are standing right behind us.

453
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:10,980
Whoa.

454
00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:12,879
Where'd you come from?

455
00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:15,200
Oh, just just over there.

456
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,559
We were talking to that other guy.

457
00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:17,839
Oh, we didn't like him much.

458
00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:19,440
Yeah, Victor's kind of a tool.

459
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,879
Yeah, he's a little bit of a tool.

460
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:21,359
Yeah.

461
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,039
Hey, what direction you going in?

462
00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:25,680
Well, we're going at least to Skornubel.

463
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,000
And we'll see where we get jobs from there.

464
00:21:28,879 --> 00:21:31,680
Well, I'm like, whatever you need.

465
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,920
I think I think I can say for our friends here

466
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,440
that we're here for you now.

467
00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:38,799
OK, now look, usually there's like an interview process.

468
00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,000
I got to get names.

469
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,360
I got to get backgrounds.

470
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,039
I got to call references.

471
00:21:43,039 --> 00:21:43,519
Sully.

472
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:44,400
Do you know Hillop?

473
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:44,960
Moot.

474
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,519
Glim.

475
00:21:45,519 --> 00:21:46,559
That dude's a tool.

476
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,799
You know Hillop.

477
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,080
Well, we guarded his caravan.

478
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:52,580
Oh.

479
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:54,559
And we managed not to kill him.

480
00:21:55,519 --> 00:21:56,000
Yeah.

481
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:56,960
That is a.

482
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,960
I did shoot him in the arm.

483
00:21:58,960 --> 00:21:59,840
Sully shot him.

484
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,240
I did.

485
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,160
Is that something that we're going to have to worry about?

486
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,120
Is you shooting?

487
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:03,759
I don't know.

488
00:22:03,759 --> 00:22:08,640
Are you halfway as inept or as as hilloppy as Hillop is?

489
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,359
No.

490
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:10,799
Oh, then I think we're fine.

491
00:22:10,799 --> 00:22:13,920
I think if you know Hillop, you know he probably had it coming.

492
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,160
I am aware of Hillop.

493
00:22:17,599 --> 00:22:18,879
He's teaching Zumba now.

494
00:22:23,519 --> 00:22:24,019
OK.

495
00:22:28,079 --> 00:22:29,039
Great conversation.

496
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,799
So what are you what are you moving?

497
00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:38,960
Well, we've got some spices and building materials to take over there.

498
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:44,240
A few casks and chests that are being requested to be transported by various

499
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,519
by a couple different businesses.

500
00:22:47,279 --> 00:22:49,359
Nothing really out of the ordinary caravan stuff.

501
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:51,359
Yeah, just general.

502
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,119
Yeah, spices and ices.

503
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:56,240
I say yeah, just looking for a few extra hands.

504
00:22:56,879 --> 00:22:59,919
You know, once we get to Scornuble, see where it goes from there.

505
00:23:00,799 --> 00:23:02,720
And what are your day rates?

506
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,440
Well, you tell me what you

507
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,039
what you usually charge and we'll see where we can go from there.

508
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,079
Do we like huddle?

509
00:23:14,079 --> 00:23:18,480
Yeah, would 10 gold each per day be overshooting the mark?

510
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,360
I have no idea.

511
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:25,920
Oh no, because remember to go with with circumference.

512
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:29,039
It was going to we agreed to 250.

513
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:33,119
We thought that was swell for like the trip.

514
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,200
So how far away is Scornuble?

515
00:23:36,159 --> 00:23:36,799
Hold on.

516
00:23:36,799 --> 00:23:42,559
I want to get my currency better than I have been doing.

517
00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:45,440
The press has been very commerce driven these last couple episodes.

518
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:45,920
I'm not really sure.

519
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,359
I know it's freaking me out man.

520
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,200
It's been muttering about the proletariat a lot.

521
00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:55,680
Something about taxes and inflation of gold.

522
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,799
Something about that.

523
00:23:56,799 --> 00:23:57,680
Yeah, that was weird.

524
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,400
Well, it's only about a five day journey.

525
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:12,160
I could probably pay, you know, somewhere in the vicinity of a couple gold a day per guard.

526
00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:13,759
How about this?

527
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:19,360
Couple gold a day for each of us, unless we have danger or fighting.

528
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,120
In which case, it's more.

529
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:24,560
Okay.

530
00:24:25,279 --> 00:24:26,879
How calm?

531
00:24:26,879 --> 00:24:29,119
Peaceful trip to gold each day.

532
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:29,519
Perfect.

533
00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:32,319
Provide you food as well.

534
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:38,799
For every for every person, we have to slay in battle an extra gold.

535
00:24:40,159 --> 00:24:44,159
Okay, for every person an extra gold.

536
00:24:44,159 --> 00:24:52,159
Now, is that an extra gold per person or an extra gold to the person who slays the thing or person?

537
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,960
I'd be more comfortable if we weren't putting people's lives.

538
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,000
I did just assign a value to people's lives.

539
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,560
So that makes me a little bit uncomfortable.

540
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,200
Fair enough.

541
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,640
What if there is fighting?

542
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,160
It's double the rate.

543
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:06,800
Okay.

544
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,360
Yeah, okay.

545
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,800
For every day there is some sort of altercation.

546
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,000
Double the rate.

547
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,720
Seems fair.

548
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,040
And what's your name?

549
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,080
We should probably.

550
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,320
I know you said you don't have time to check references.

551
00:25:19,279 --> 00:25:22,319
And somehow we talked about Hillop, but I didn't actually get your name.

552
00:25:23,039 --> 00:25:24,399
Uh, my name is Estrid.

553
00:25:25,679 --> 00:25:26,559
Estrid Gold.

554
00:25:27,519 --> 00:25:28,720
Well, it's nice to meet you.

555
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:29,839
I'm Glim.

556
00:25:29,839 --> 00:25:30,799
Nice to meet you, Glim.

557
00:25:31,519 --> 00:25:32,480
Moot over here.

558
00:25:33,039 --> 00:25:34,720
And Sully does a big bow.

559
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,399
And Sullivan slight.

560
00:25:36,399 --> 00:25:37,439
Nice to meet you.

561
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,279
All three of you.

562
00:25:39,279 --> 00:25:42,480
And welcome to Estrid's Caravan.

563
00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:55,119
It's the middle.

564
00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:57,519
Here we are in the middle.

565
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,279
The middle.

566
00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:00,319
Welcome back to it.

567
00:26:00,879 --> 00:26:02,159
How are you doing, everybody?

568
00:26:02,159 --> 00:26:03,200
We hope you're doing well.

569
00:26:04,079 --> 00:26:08,000
Things are a little bit totally bonkers in the world right now.

570
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,200
Totally bonkers.

571
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,439
I think that is a very good description, Carla.

572
00:26:11,439 --> 00:26:12,159
Yeah.

573
00:26:12,159 --> 00:26:15,279
And it's unsettling.

574
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:20,480
And I don't know about you guys, but I'm finding a lot of comfort

575
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:27,519
in like listening to tons of podcasts and like doing a lot of digital stuff

576
00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:32,480
and creeping on our Discord so I can like have human interactions.

577
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:32,879
Totally.

578
00:26:32,879 --> 00:26:35,839
Can you imagine what it would be like being kind of quarantined

579
00:26:35,839 --> 00:26:39,519
back before the internet, before Netflix?

580
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,200
I'd like us all to just stop for a moment and realize.

581
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,480
Let's just really think about.

582
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,680
Pretty bad.

583
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,799
My VHS copy of Mallrats would have got quite the workout.

584
00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:53,839
I was thinking even before then, but yes, yeah, way back.

585
00:26:53,839 --> 00:26:59,440
But we have a lot to be grateful for in this time,

586
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:04,799
like all the wonderful people that we can meet on our online socials

587
00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:06,640
to help create those social connections.

588
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:07,920
Absolutely.

589
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,039
A big thing, a big question that pops up all over the place is,

590
00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:14,480
will this affect release schedules?

591
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,000
Will this affect anything like that?

592
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,879
We want you to know that we as Dumbgeons and Dragons

593
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,920
will be releasing still every Wednesday.

594
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,039
We've got episodes banked for the next several weeks

595
00:27:25,039 --> 00:27:28,159
and continue to release because we record all separately anyways.

596
00:27:28,159 --> 00:27:30,079
So social distancing and all that sort of stuff,

597
00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:34,399
not a big deal for getting our show put together and put out.

598
00:27:34,399 --> 00:27:40,000
So we are here for you to hopefully give you a little bit of respite

599
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,359
and a little bit of comedy and distraction.

600
00:27:44,319 --> 00:27:46,799
And a little slice of your normal routine.

601
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:47,279
Yeah.

602
00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:51,440
And if you find that you're having trouble finding people to talk about

603
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,960
who like kind of the same sort of thing.

604
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,240
Or people to talk to.

605
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,599
You don't need to talk about them.

606
00:27:55,599 --> 00:27:57,039
That's more what I meant.

607
00:27:57,039 --> 00:27:59,839
Because you're not really that kind of person.

608
00:27:59,839 --> 00:28:02,799
You're the kind of person that wants to connect, not like.

609
00:28:02,799 --> 00:28:04,960
I mean, like trash talk or anything.

610
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:05,839
That's thanks, guys.

611
00:28:05,839 --> 00:28:07,279
That's more what I meant.

612
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:13,440
Talk two is we have an amazing community over on Discord,

613
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,279
which it's open to everybody.

614
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:16,240
Anybody and everybody.

615
00:28:17,039 --> 00:28:19,680
We do mention it oftentimes with our Patreon.

616
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,079
There are some bonus things that come with Patreon.

617
00:28:22,079 --> 00:28:24,559
But it's open to everybody.

618
00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:25,599
Everybody who listens.

619
00:28:25,599 --> 00:28:27,440
There's always a link down in the description

620
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,960
that you can go click on and come join us over in Discord.

621
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,359
And there's amazing people who are getting together

622
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,839
and playing games, meeting each other

623
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:40,000
and having just a great time forgetting about the crazy

624
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,720
for a bit, it seems, whenever they pop in there.

625
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,360
And sometimes I think that's just what we need is.

626
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:49,600
A place to post pictures of your pets and your food.

627
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,520
Totally, or food that you've baked or cooked.

628
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,280
Yeah, I do want to say because I feel like

629
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,320
if we weren't doing this,

630
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,400
I would have no idea what Discord was.

631
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,120
So Discord, because I'm an elder millennial.

632
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,920
Um, it's just like an either an app on your phone

633
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,440
or on your computer or whatever.

634
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,400
And it's like just chatting and posting pictures and stuff.

635
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:14,000
But it's like a not a closed community.

636
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,400
Remember the Yahoo chat rooms?

637
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:16,960
Exactly.

638
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,040
It's like a self-selected closed community.

639
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,560
So it's all just kind of like the best people.

640
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,760
So if you haven't checked it out and you're stuck at home,

641
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,200
check it out.

642
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,280
Like when you pop into a new Discord,

643
00:29:29,839 --> 00:29:31,279
people say, hey, welcome.

644
00:29:31,279 --> 00:29:32,160
Yeah, they do.

645
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:32,799
We do.

646
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:35,680
Yeah, I try and monitor it like every moment.

647
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,359
And every time I see someone new pop in there,

648
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:39,839
I try to make sure that they are welcomed and say,

649
00:29:39,839 --> 00:29:41,200
you know, what you can check out.

650
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,000
And everybody else piles on after that

651
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,519
with just warm inviting hugs and handshakes

652
00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,720
in an emoji fashion, because that's what you got to do.

653
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,000
But yes, please do.

654
00:29:54,639 --> 00:29:56,639
If you're feeling like you need someone to talk with

655
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,920
or to come join us on Discord.

656
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:03,280
And just know that we're going to be here releasing episodes

657
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,160
all through this until everything settles down,

658
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,759
hopefully sooner than later.

659
00:30:07,759 --> 00:30:08,640
But you never know.

660
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,000
So we'll be here for you and give you some laughs.

661
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,720
So thank you for being here with us.

662
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,680
And as always, if you are ever feeling super stressed

663
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,360
out or anxious or anything like that in these crazy times,

664
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,040
do seek help.

665
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:26,960
Do go talk to somebody.

666
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,519
There are tons of, depending on where you are

667
00:30:29,519 --> 00:30:31,839
in this big wide world, there are tons of help lines

668
00:30:32,559 --> 00:30:34,639
that you can call and people you can talk to.

669
00:30:34,639 --> 00:30:37,519
But the most important part is when you're feeling alone

670
00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:40,159
and isolated to reach out and to make sure

671
00:30:40,159 --> 00:30:43,200
that you're taking care of your own mental health first.

672
00:30:44,079 --> 00:30:46,559
Because we love you and we want you to be happy and healthy.

673
00:30:46,559 --> 00:30:48,879
All that said, we will link some of those numbers

674
00:30:48,879 --> 00:30:51,200
down in the bottom for the major countries

675
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,399
that we know that are listened to

676
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:57,440
and ways that you can find those if you need to.

677
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,480
So again, thank you.

678
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,680
Enjoy the rest of the episode.

679
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:00,320
Thank you. We love you.

680
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,040
Love you. Stay safe.

681
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:02,240
Wash your hands. Cover your cough.

682
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,080
All that.

683
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,040
We'll get you back to the episode

684
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,360
and we'll talk to you this time next week.

685
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,560
Bye everybody.

686
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,759
Can we help you load up?

687
00:31:13,759 --> 00:31:14,259
Please do.

688
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,280
I start to grab the spices and stuff that are around.

689
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,320
Moving heavy things.

690
00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:25,119
I start to sing the hit single in El Churro right now,

691
00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:28,079
which is Down in the West,

692
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:31,039
favorite town of El Churro.

693
00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:33,919
I fell in love with it.

694
00:31:33,919 --> 00:31:35,519
Great Marty Robbins pull.

695
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:36,960
Churruly and girl.

696
00:31:38,559 --> 00:31:41,599
I start crab clawing shit all over the place

697
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:42,879
into the back of this caravan.

698
00:31:43,599 --> 00:31:47,679
How many times do you think Moot would,

699
00:31:47,679 --> 00:31:49,039
during the course of loading up,

700
00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:51,039
there's a fair amount of things to still load up,

701
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:53,200
would start and stop his mage hand.

702
00:31:54,639 --> 00:31:55,920
Well, let's see here.

703
00:31:57,279 --> 00:31:59,359
It lasts for one minute.

704
00:31:59,359 --> 00:32:01,359
So he'd probably do it, I don't know,

705
00:32:01,359 --> 00:32:02,559
three or four times at least.

706
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,799
All right.

707
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:05,759
We're going to say that.

708
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,759
We're going to say that it just fires, man.

709
00:32:09,759 --> 00:32:10,720
Three to four times.

710
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,960
One of those times is going to be a magic surge.

711
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,799
So roll me percentile dice, please.

712
00:32:17,759 --> 00:32:18,799
Oh, key dokey.

713
00:32:22,639 --> 00:32:23,599
Come on, taller.

714
00:32:25,359 --> 00:32:27,200
Is there one where it just makes him taller?

715
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,319
You know the way that spell works,

716
00:32:28,319 --> 00:32:29,680
you will never be as tall,

717
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,559
even if you get taller,

718
00:32:30,559 --> 00:32:32,319
you will never be as tall as you were before.

719
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,119
What if I got taller twice?

720
00:32:38,159 --> 00:32:40,319
Could he surpass how tall he was?

721
00:32:40,319 --> 00:32:41,839
You diminished by seven, right?

722
00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:44,079
I can't remember.

723
00:32:44,079 --> 00:32:45,200
I think it was seven.

724
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,200
But yeah, on odd numbers,

725
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,319
I think it was you get smaller,

726
00:32:48,319 --> 00:32:49,680
on even numbers, you get taller.

727
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:53,120
So no way to get exactly as tall as you were.

728
00:32:55,279 --> 00:32:56,240
78.

729
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,360
This is very exciting.

730
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,920
I like this random chance.

731
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:01,840
It's very exciting.

732
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,360
This is a story we're telling here.

733
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,080
78.

734
00:33:12,319 --> 00:33:13,519
So you're loading up.

735
00:33:13,519 --> 00:33:14,960
No, this is how this works.

736
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,759
You're loading up.

737
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,640
The two of you, Sully and Glim,

738
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,000
you see Moot just casting Mage Hand

739
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,039
all willy-nilly all over the place.

740
00:33:25,039 --> 00:33:26,400
He's still fucking confident.

741
00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:30,240
You know, you're loading boxes in,

742
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,680
you kind of turn around,

743
00:33:32,319 --> 00:33:34,000
and then you hear just a pop.

744
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,519
Then you hear the sound of a sheep.

745
00:33:39,759 --> 00:33:40,559
You turn around,

746
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:41,840
and where you thought you saw Moot,

747
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,279
you now see a sheep.

748
00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:46,160
Oh, no.

749
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:46,480
Glim?

750
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,000
Oh, no.

751
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:49,519
Glim?

752
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,600
Does he have his gear on?

753
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,559
Like did it form to his body?

754
00:33:54,559 --> 00:33:55,519
No, he's a sheep.

755
00:33:55,519 --> 00:33:57,440
Everything gets sheeped into him.

756
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,319
Okay, so it just absorbs kind of like wild shape.

757
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,840
Oh, my God.

758
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,200
Is that Moot?

759
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:03,840
Oh, God.

760
00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:05,840
Moot.

761
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,679
Sully has his barnyard animals mixed up.

762
00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:12,000
Moot, are you?

763
00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:13,280
Is that you?

764
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,960
I think he's trying to say Moot.

765
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,639
Can you nod if it's you?

766
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,559
You have the intelligence of a sheep, I think.

767
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,679
Which happened to be the most intelligent animal in the world.

768
00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:34,960
Target, hit points, as long as the creature is limited

769
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,679
to do the actions it can perform by the nature of its new form,

770
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:39,760
and it can't speak, cast spells,

771
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,920
or take any other action that requires hand or speech.

772
00:34:43,519 --> 00:34:44,720
I have some dried fruit.

773
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,960
In my bag, and I bring it out, and I feed it to Moot.

774
00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:52,639
Oh, I kind of like him like this.

775
00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:55,440
Well, it's not going to help us load the rest of the caravan,

776
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,639
but he is very soft.

777
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:00,400
Do you think he's going to wander away?

778
00:35:01,679 --> 00:35:02,240
I don't know.

779
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,480
I don't know how sheepy he is,

780
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,559
and I'm trying to look in his eyes.

781
00:35:06,559 --> 00:35:07,280
There's nothing there.

782
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,039
It's like he's got those weird sheep eyes.

783
00:35:09,039 --> 00:35:10,800
Nothing going on behind their eyes.

784
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,639
Roll insight or animal handling or something.

785
00:35:14,639 --> 00:35:18,799
So Moot, your statistics, including mental ability scores,

786
00:35:18,799 --> 00:35:20,719
are replaced by the chosen beast.

787
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,219
15.

788
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,159
Perfect.

789
00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:24,559
You retain your alignment and personality, however.

790
00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:26,239
So use that as you will.

791
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,879
So if you had thumbs, you'd be writing shit down right now.

792
00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:32,719
You're not an evil sheep, I guess.

793
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:33,920
15.

794
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,559
18.

795
00:35:34,559 --> 00:35:35,519
15 and 18.

796
00:35:36,319 --> 00:35:37,440
And we're rolling for?

797
00:35:38,319 --> 00:35:39,359
Animal handling?

798
00:35:39,359 --> 00:35:40,079
Animal handling.

799
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:42,559
You spend some time with this sheep,

800
00:35:43,519 --> 00:35:47,039
um, and Estrid comes over and says,

801
00:35:47,039 --> 00:35:48,000
where did your friend go?

802
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,079
Uh, we looked down at sheep Moot.

803
00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:58,719
By this point, like, you're sure,

804
00:35:58,719 --> 00:35:59,840
but you're not sure.

805
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,360
Like, there's still question.

806
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,799
Like, the fact that he's just gone

807
00:36:03,759 --> 00:36:06,400
and you know that some weird shit can happen with him,

808
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,799
you're pretty sure that this is probably Moot.

809
00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:13,600
I think he accidentally turned himself into a sheep.

810
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,200
Well, how long is he going to be a sheep for?

811
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,640
Well, hopefully not long.

812
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,960
But if I'm being totally honest, I really don't.

813
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,720
Well, because I mean, he did make himself

814
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,960
shorter that one time and I think he was,

815
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,560
he's short or forever.

816
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,880
So I might be paying a sheep to guard.

817
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,640
Oh, no, you do not have to pay him.

818
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,840
As long as he's a sheep, you don't have to.

819
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:41,600
Although, if he does help in a battle as a sheep,

820
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,480
he does deserve the two gold.

821
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:44,880
Right.

822
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:49,680
But otherwise, no charge for the sheep.

823
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,400
And also, sorry, I know this seems really

824
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:53,280
unprofessional.

825
00:36:54,320 --> 00:37:00,400
Okay, well, maybe load your sheep friend

826
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,559
into the wagon, unless you want

827
00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:07,360
your new sheep friend to hold the wagon.

828
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,440
Oh, my God, can I ride him?

829
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,120
Glenn, please, can I ride him?

830
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:12,660
I don't.

831
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,120
Sheep are big.

832
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,480
Sully's a halfling.

833
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,400
I rode a goat one time.

834
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:22,880
I mean, I guess.

835
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,000
Come on, I rode that goat that one time.

836
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,920
I guess ask and then and then it doesn't seem,

837
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,240
I mean, just be nice about it.

838
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:33,200
Oh, no, totally.

839
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,079
Absolutely.

840
00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:35,760
And I give him some more dried fruit.

841
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,880
I guess if Luke the sheep lets you ride him,

842
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,519
then you can ride move the sheep, right?

843
00:37:43,519 --> 00:37:44,079
Yeah, okay.

844
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,559
I hop on his back.

845
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:50,480
What happens?

846
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:55,120
Just kind of lazily stroll forward.

847
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,640
Oh, he's let me do it.

848
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,760
Oh, this is great.

849
00:38:00,559 --> 00:38:02,000
I'm so jealous.

850
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,599
I'm scratching you behind the ears.

851
00:38:03,599 --> 00:38:07,360
I'm trying to be a good ride along companion.

852
00:38:08,799 --> 00:38:10,079
Go for a ride along.

853
00:38:11,279 --> 00:38:12,559
You hear Estrid call out.

854
00:38:12,559 --> 00:38:14,079
She's like, all right, we're all loaded up.

855
00:38:14,079 --> 00:38:15,119
Everybody on board.

856
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,839
All right, get a dog, little longie.

857
00:38:19,759 --> 00:38:23,039
You get out of the city in a ways about an hour

858
00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:26,480
from when you previously had seen Moot

859
00:38:27,119 --> 00:38:30,319
and beneath you, you hear the same

860
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,320
and below you is Moot on all fours.

861
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,880
Oh, hey there.

862
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:37,600
Hey there, buddy.

863
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,200
Hey, Sully.

864
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:41,280
You can get off me now.

865
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,960
Okay, dismounting.

866
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,400
And I clamp her off of you and I help you up.

867
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,800
Thanks, you took me a long ways.

868
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,760
You must be real tired.

869
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,160
It's hard to keep track of time when you're a sheep.

870
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,240
How long were we going for?

871
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,200
An hour or so.

872
00:38:58,559 --> 00:38:59,200
Oh, wow.

873
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,080
All right.

874
00:39:00,799 --> 00:39:01,920
Did you have fun at least?

875
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,480
One of the best days of my life, man.

876
00:39:05,279 --> 00:39:06,799
The dried fruit was really tasty.

877
00:39:06,799 --> 00:39:07,840
So I appreciate that.

878
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:13,599
We were a little worried it would be like the shorter thing

879
00:39:13,599 --> 00:39:16,159
and you might be a sheep forever.

880
00:39:16,159 --> 00:39:17,279
I would have kept you though

881
00:39:17,279 --> 00:39:19,679
and taken real good care of you.

882
00:39:19,679 --> 00:39:20,480
I just want you to know that.

883
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,360
Of course we would have.

884
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:24,400
Oh, you guys are so sweet.

885
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,360
But yeah, I didn't know if I would not be a sheep

886
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,240
in the future.

887
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,920
And probably when you were a sheep,

888
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,480
you didn't even care if you were a sheep.

889
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,079
You were probably happy to be a sheep.

890
00:39:36,079 --> 00:39:37,920
I was really just all about that dried fruit.

891
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,240
I feel like we should tell Estrid that you're back.

892
00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:45,440
Fully functioning, bipedal.

893
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:47,039
And ready to be paid.

894
00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:48,720
Ready for action.

895
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,220
Perfect.

896
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,160
Wait, was I not getting paid as a sheep?

897
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,160
Well, no, we didn't think it was very fair.

898
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,160
No, because you weren't contributing a lot.

899
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,400
But I gave Sully a ride.

900
00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,599
I gave you dried fruit, man.

901
00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:00,960
It seemed like a fair trade.

902
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,320
You know what?

903
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:02,820
Fair point.

904
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,400
You head up to the front of the caravan

905
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,880
where Estrid is seated atop.

906
00:40:11,519 --> 00:40:13,039
I'm assuming you're going slowly

907
00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:15,680
so you can just kind of jog up to the front there.

908
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,880
I know how caravans work.

909
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,800
Well, they're probably not speeding along at Brinkneck.

910
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,840
Yeah, it does seem like you'd want to save the horses.

911
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,720
Yeah, that's probably true.

912
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,079
Go at a reasonable pace.

913
00:40:26,079 --> 00:40:26,880
Sure.

914
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,039
She looks down and says, oh, your friend's back.

915
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,599
Hey, Estrid.

916
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,280
Does that happen a lot, where you just start there

917
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,400
and then you're a sheep?

918
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,360
First time for that one.

919
00:40:42,079 --> 00:40:42,579
Cool.

920
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:47,280
Didn't put that one on the old resume, did you?

921
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,280
I said it hadn't happened before.

922
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,320
Didn't know it was a thing.

923
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,119
Well, now you know.

924
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,519
We'll see how it goes.

925
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:56,019
All right.

926
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,559
Just keep a watch out.

927
00:41:01,119 --> 00:41:03,039
Don't turn into a sheep again.

928
00:41:03,039 --> 00:41:04,480
I'll let you know if I do.

929
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:05,360
Cool.

930
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:05,860
All right.

931
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:07,599
Interesting bunch.

932
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:09,280
Interesting bunch.

933
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,000
You travel for a better part of a day and night.

934
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:19,360
And on the second day, you're passing by the road.

935
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,880
The road comes back to a bend in a river

936
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,000
and you're passing by.

937
00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:26,480
Everybody's stopping.

938
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,639
Everybody stops and fills up their water skins

939
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,880
and carries back along the way.

940
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:39,039
And as you get back and further away from the river,

941
00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:41,920
you see up ahead of you a group of people

942
00:41:43,119 --> 00:41:49,039
in a caravan as well slowly coming down the road,

943
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:55,119
not really moving to either side to allow passage

944
00:41:55,119 --> 00:41:56,400
as they get closer to you.

945
00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:00,079
They're out of earshot currently,

946
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:08,400
but normally anybody else you pass gives way for each other.

947
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,279
You do the polite thing where you hug the shoulder a little bit,

948
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:12,719
they hug the shoulder a little bit.

949
00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:18,239
And as you get close enough to see faces on them,

950
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,639
you see them nodding to each other

951
00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:24,639
and nodding up to your group there.

952
00:42:24,639 --> 00:42:27,199
And everybody make an insight check.

953
00:42:31,759 --> 00:42:32,259
Eight.

954
00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:36,179
Fifteen.

955
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:38,900
Eleven.

956
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:45,679
Moot and Glim, you are the first to kind of notice

957
00:42:45,679 --> 00:42:50,400
a bit of vague hostility among the group

958
00:42:51,279 --> 00:42:53,679
and in their gestures towards your group.

959
00:42:54,639 --> 00:42:59,279
Estrid calls down says, anything wrong up there?

960
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,920
Nothing yet, but you know, just play it by ear.

961
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,519
Do you recognize them?

962
00:43:07,519 --> 00:43:11,199
They seem, they don't seem to like us.

963
00:43:12,799 --> 00:43:16,319
Well, no, I don't recognize any of them from a distance.

964
00:43:17,839 --> 00:43:20,159
Let's kind of just scoot off to the side here

965
00:43:20,159 --> 00:43:22,559
and see what happens, I guess.

966
00:43:24,639 --> 00:43:27,519
Just be prepared, you might be earning double the wage today

967
00:43:27,519 --> 00:43:28,639
if it goes sideways.

968
00:43:31,279 --> 00:43:33,119
They move their caravan over

969
00:43:33,119 --> 00:43:37,199
and proceed cautiously towards the group ahead of you.

970
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:38,480
What are the three of you doing?

971
00:43:43,279 --> 00:43:50,719
I've got my, what is it?

972
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:55,920
I've got my, I'm walking with what looks like my hands

973
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,760
in my pockets, but I've got my daggers.

974
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,520
I'm gripping the handles and I'm just like

975
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,360
ready for action.

976
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,080
It's been a while since Sully's had a good brawl, so.

977
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,920
Okay, readied weapons, okay.

978
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:13,760
Yeah, I don't think like, so I would have my war pick

979
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,200
probably strapped to my back

980
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,600
and I'm not going to take it off my back

981
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,040
because that seems aggressive.

982
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,080
Sure, yeah.

983
00:44:20,079 --> 00:44:25,440
But I am ready if I need to be.

984
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:25,940
Okay.

985
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:27,219
Yeah.

986
00:44:27,759 --> 00:44:32,239
Yeah, and Moot's got his feather necklace in his fist.

987
00:44:33,039 --> 00:44:36,799
Just, you know, being ready in case anything happens.

988
00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:37,299
Perfect.

989
00:44:38,159 --> 00:44:42,480
The closer you get, you get within shouting distance

990
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:48,159
and they still make no call to you.

991
00:44:48,159 --> 00:44:51,440
They do veer more towards your line of path, though.

992
00:44:53,279 --> 00:44:54,000
So rude.

993
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:55,440
Really?

994
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,079
Rude.

995
00:44:56,079 --> 00:45:03,599
Are we supposed to wait for Estrid to talk to them

996
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:05,679
since she's the caravan leader?

997
00:45:06,879 --> 00:45:08,799
She's kind of calling and motioning

998
00:45:08,799 --> 00:45:10,799
for her caravan to slow down.

999
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:18,160
She says, uh, come on back here, you three.

1000
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,160
You want to earn double or should we just go talk to them,

1001
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,280
talk them down here?

1002
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,120
Because they seem like they want something.

1003
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,120
Well, we could talk to them first to see.

1004
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,200
Maybe they just all had a bad sleep or something.

1005
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:39,760
That's right.

1006
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,520
Let's use some diplomatics.

1007
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,020
All right.

1008
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,960
The three of you want to take that or you need hand coming down there

1009
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:48,800
because I can certainly come talk to them.

1010
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:53,840
Well, we can give it a try, right guys?

1011
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,040
Oh, absolutely.

1012
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,800
Maybe they need to hear about Bahamut.

1013
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:02,000
Oh, that is a great idea, Moot.

1014
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:04,880
Nothing picks me up.

1015
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:07,920
Like the story of Bahamut.

1016
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,680
Chatting about the bee man.

1017
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,039
You are so right.

1018
00:46:11,039 --> 00:46:14,079
And I start just like striding very purposefully towards them.

1019
00:46:14,079 --> 00:46:14,579
Hello.

1020
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:16,639
Hello.

1021
00:46:16,639 --> 00:46:18,320
It is so great to see you.

1022
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,639
I have great news to share with you.

1023
00:46:21,599 --> 00:46:26,240
You see two men seated up in the front there.

1024
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,639
There's a couple down off to either side of this wagon

1025
00:46:30,639 --> 00:46:31,680
that's coming close to you.

1026
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:33,760
You see one of them in the front,

1027
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:38,880
move his hand back in between the curtains of the wagon

1028
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,920
and he says, what you folks carrying?

1029
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:49,760
Oh, just, you know, spices and casks and just normal caravan stuff.

1030
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,040
What are you folks carrying?

1031
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:57,680
Well, we just got off a job actually and just looking for our next one.

1032
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:01,760
Oh, I thought it might be casks of grumpy juice

1033
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,680
because they all seem a little bit out of sorts.

1034
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,840
Yeah, that's just my face.

1035
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,040
And a handsome face it is, my friend.

1036
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,160
You know, a little ways back there,

1037
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,920
there was someone who's traveling in this same direction.

1038
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,240
Victor, I think.

1039
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,560
Anyways, you might want to hit him up.

1040
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,160
He was looking for some extra people.

1041
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,000
Great, great.

1042
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,360
You guys are headed to, at the very least,

1043
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,119
Scornuble if you're headed this way, no?

1044
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,960
I think that was, yeah, on the list.

1045
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:39,280
Right.

1046
00:47:40,639 --> 00:47:41,760
I'm sorry, what's your name?

1047
00:47:43,039 --> 00:47:43,920
Leonard.

1048
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,360
You're headed to El Tirol.

1049
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,519
Well, we were headed back that way,

1050
00:47:47,519 --> 00:47:51,280
but well, I mean, if Victor's coming,

1051
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,800
you find folks look like you have a job

1052
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,800
that needs possible handing off.

1053
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,760
We might just have found our next job.

1054
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,160
Well, before we get to that,

1055
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,800
can I tell you about a really great guy named Bahamut?

1056
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,680
No, we don't want to hear about Bahamut.

1057
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:08,880
I have some pamphlets.

1058
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,320
Do you, I could teach,

1059
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,160
or if you're more interested in sort of like

1060
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,560
getting in touch with the Lord in a more physical way,

1061
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,519
I could put on a little quick Zumba class for you guys,

1062
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:19,120
or there's a lot of ways.

1063
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,960
We do a daily Zumba class on this caravan.

1064
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,560
Oh, you have not lived until you've Zumba'd

1065
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,640
to the teachings of Bahamut.

1066
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:31,119
Two crossbow bolts shoot out from inside the wagon.

1067
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,960
One narrowly misses you, Glim,

1068
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,400
the other flies back and towards the caravan

1069
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:43,519
and sticks in the wood right near where Estrid is.

1070
00:48:45,039 --> 00:48:46,879
Why'd you go and fucking do that?

1071
00:48:46,879 --> 00:48:50,319
Oh, well, they're a bad shot,

1072
00:48:50,319 --> 00:48:54,799
but get in closer and we might have a better chance.

1073
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:56,640
Oh, I'll get in closer.

1074
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,160
I want to stab him.

1075
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,720
So that's a no on the Bahamut then.

1076
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,960
I'll get you guys later.

1077
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,240
You're going to want to hear about it

1078
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,280
before you go meet him.

1079
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,120
Jesus, do people meet Bahamut when they die?

1080
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:10,320
Maybe.

1081
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:11,440
In Glim's world, probably.

1082
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:11,920
Yeah.

1083
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:12,640
Seemed threatening.

1084
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:14,720
I liked it.

1085
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:17,920
The fabric covering the wagon peels back.

1086
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,880
There are two men with crossbows inside,

1087
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,880
the two men down on the ground,

1088
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,280
brandish pull longswords out from the wagon itself

1089
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,119
and the two sitting up front draw daggers.

1090
00:49:31,119 --> 00:49:32,800
Roll for initiative.

1091
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:33,280
Oh, fuck yeah.

1092
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,559
So there are six of them.

1093
00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:38,480
Oh my God, I'm plus five initiative.

1094
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,920
I love Silly so much.

1095
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:40,420
18.

1096
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,119
Watch, Carla's going to be like 27.

1097
00:49:45,119 --> 00:49:46,240
I got 20.

1098
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:46,800
I'm sorry.

1099
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,640
I don't have a good plus on this character.

1100
00:49:52,639 --> 00:49:53,359
Just a good roll.

1101
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:54,799
14 for Mut.

1102
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:56,960
Glim, you're up first.

1103
00:49:58,239 --> 00:49:58,739
Okay.

1104
00:49:59,679 --> 00:50:01,839
Have I ever fought as this character?

1105
00:50:01,839 --> 00:50:02,719
Maybe.

1106
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:03,440
Yeah, you have.

1107
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,239
There was a duel versus circumference.

1108
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:07,519
Gross mud bats.

1109
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,599
Oh yeah, the mud bats.

1110
00:50:11,039 --> 00:50:13,440
So I am going to pull.

1111
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,480
How far away are they?

1112
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:17,599
I guess we walked up a speaking distance.

1113
00:50:17,599 --> 00:50:19,920
Yeah, and they were still moving towards you.

1114
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,720
So you were definitely within any sort of range

1115
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,159
to reach any number of them.

1116
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,880
You know, why not start with a bang?

1117
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,840
And by a bang, I mean a stream of fire.

1118
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:32,980
Perfect.

1119
00:50:33,519 --> 00:50:34,159
This is fun.

1120
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:37,519
I feel like I've never even used my breath weapon.

1121
00:50:37,519 --> 00:50:38,240
Maybe I have.

1122
00:50:40,159 --> 00:50:43,760
So I am going to, yes, release my breath weapon,

1123
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,039
which is fire.

1124
00:50:45,039 --> 00:50:47,440
So it's a five by 30 foot line.

1125
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,519
So I'm going to aim that at the caravan

1126
00:50:49,519 --> 00:50:51,759
because I'd like to set the caravan on fire

1127
00:50:51,759 --> 00:50:52,800
because fuck these people.

1128
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,079
Don't want to hear about Bahamut.

1129
00:50:54,079 --> 00:50:54,480
Yeah.

1130
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,719
So kind of direction of the two in front,

1131
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:57,920
who you were talking to.

1132
00:50:58,719 --> 00:50:59,119
Yeah.

1133
00:50:59,119 --> 00:50:59,920
Hitting the caravan.

1134
00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:04,559
So Dex saving throw.

1135
00:51:04,559 --> 00:51:06,719
12 and an 11.

1136
00:51:09,759 --> 00:51:14,880
So 11 does not beat, 12 does beat,

1137
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,280
but they still will get half damage.

1138
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,880
Also the two in the caravan with the crossbows

1139
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,160
would probably be in that as well.

1140
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,519
That's a 13 and a 10.

1141
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:24,720
Okay.

1142
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,000
So the 10 also fails.

1143
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,160
So full damage is seven.

1144
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,680
So two of them get seven damage

1145
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,320
and then the other two get three, I guess, or four.

1146
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:35,440
I don't know how we.

1147
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:35,940
Perfect.

1148
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:41,600
And then I also pull my war pick.

1149
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:42,880
So I am ready.

1150
00:51:43,519 --> 00:51:49,360
As your breath, we're going to say that it goes

1151
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,079
almost the full 30 feet right up this path

1152
00:51:53,119 --> 00:51:55,360
and explodes into the caravan.

1153
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,519
They jump out, the four of them that are in the caravan,

1154
00:51:59,519 --> 00:52:01,599
jump out and down to the ground,

1155
00:52:01,599 --> 00:52:03,920
letting out screams as they're patting out fire

1156
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:05,440
on their clothes.

1157
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,960
The caravan, the wagon itself is set ablaze.

1158
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,640
And if that's all, then it's Sully's turn.

1159
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:13,780
Yay.

1160
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:22,400
Sully sees Glim just fucking and he looks down at his daggers

1161
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:27,760
and he's like, sheaths them and then from his pack

1162
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:36,720
pulls out the scroll and is like, hold on a second

1163
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,000
and then starts to.

1164
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,240
Do I have to make up what the scroll says?

1165
00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:47,280
And just, just, and he starts to mumble the words on the scroll

1166
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,559
and then takes the little vile that's attached to it

1167
00:52:50,559 --> 00:52:53,760
with a little bobble because it's from baubles and such

1168
00:52:55,039 --> 00:53:00,160
and like squeezes a little bit out and casts.

1169
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,440
He has no idea, but he casts vitriolic sphere.

1170
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:06,000
So how does this spell describe itself?

1171
00:53:06,559 --> 00:53:09,440
So it says it has one charge.

1172
00:53:10,159 --> 00:53:14,079
Um, one action rages 150 feet.

1173
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:16,159
It's instantaneous.

1174
00:53:16,159 --> 00:53:18,079
I point at the location within range.

1175
00:53:18,079 --> 00:53:20,639
So I point in the center of.

1176
00:53:20,639 --> 00:53:22,720
It would have had some sort of somatic, you know,

1177
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,720
do this at this point.

1178
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:27,920
Probably a finger, but it's a point.

1179
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:32,240
So I point as I mumble and a glowing one football

1180
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:35,280
of emerald acid streaks there and explodes

1181
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:36,639
in a 20 foot radius.

1182
00:53:37,519 --> 00:53:37,920
Okay.

1183
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,039
Each creature in that area must make a dexterity saving throw.

1184
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,119
I mean, that's everybody.

1185
00:53:44,159 --> 00:53:45,360
I'm glad I went first.

1186
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,079
Cause this is way cooler than my higher breath

1187
00:53:48,079 --> 00:53:49,519
that I thought was so great.

1188
00:53:49,519 --> 00:53:52,240
Um, fire and it has no ideas.

1189
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:56,720
1215, 1018 and 1019.

1190
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,840
So like half save half don't.

1191
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:00,340
Okay.

1192
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:05,119
So on a failed save, the creature takes 10 D4 acid damage

1193
00:54:05,759 --> 00:54:09,839
and five D4 acid damage at the end of its next turn.

1194
00:54:09,839 --> 00:54:12,159
But on a successful save, the creature takes half

1195
00:54:12,159 --> 00:54:14,159
the initial damage and no damage.

1196
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:18,000
So I've got two, four, six.

1197
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:20,880
So many D4.

1198
00:54:21,599 --> 00:54:24,719
Eight, and then I'll roll two more.

1199
00:54:26,079 --> 00:54:26,559
Yep.

1200
00:54:26,559 --> 00:54:27,059
Roll away.

1201
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:29,359
Know what I like about this?

1202
00:54:30,159 --> 00:54:31,920
If you were really in this situation

1203
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:33,759
and you had this very powerful weapon,

1204
00:54:33,759 --> 00:54:34,799
you would totally.

1205
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:35,280
Sure.

1206
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:35,840
Sure.

1207
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:36,480
Why not?

1208
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:37,519
When else are you going to use it?

1209
00:54:37,519 --> 00:54:38,320
You're not.

1210
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:38,960
Exactly.

1211
00:54:39,519 --> 00:54:40,000
Yeah.

1212
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,480
You're not waiting for a bigger fight later on.

1213
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,160
This is a fight that's happening right now.

1214
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,360
And it's a big fight.

1215
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,400
When you've got a vitriolic sphere, everything looks like.

1216
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:50,640
27.

1217
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,140
Target?

1218
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:53,519
That's full damage.

1219
00:54:53,519 --> 00:54:54,019
Yeah.

1220
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:54,900
Okay.

1221
00:54:55,519 --> 00:54:56,640
Um, so.

1222
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,160
And so he has no clue.

1223
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,240
He's just, he stole it.

1224
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,280
Finger points.

1225
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:10,560
Emerald Sphere shoots out from his hand as he's busy like trying to read this

1226
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,960
as he's like pointing, not really paying attention.

1227
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:18,000
Hits the caravan wagon and explodes.

1228
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,880
And you see acid shoot up and out.

1229
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,040
Fortunately, none of your friends had rushed over there yet.

1230
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:30,080
And strike each of the six men.

1231
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:37,040
Three of them, well, all of them let out cries of pain as you see their skin

1232
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:41,200
begin to bubble and their clothes begin to melt away.

1233
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:48,640
Three of them, from your point of view, at the very least go unconscious,

1234
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,360
if not die in front of you.

1235
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:55,040
The other three, like are trying to peel it off of them,

1236
00:55:55,040 --> 00:56:00,560
trying to wipe off this acid as they run into the fields beside and away from you.

1237
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:08,720
Sully looks at the scroll, looks at his finger,

1238
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:19,440
rolls the scroll back up slowly and puts it in his bag and then whistles the

1239
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:24,880
down in the west bay room town of El Toro.

1240
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:28,800
And Moot, who had taken like two steps towards their caravan,

1241
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,680
just like stops cold and turns around real slow.

1242
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:37,920
Like, I think everyone stops and turns around and looks real slow.

1243
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,519
You look back and you see Estrid and she's reaching into her pocket

1244
00:56:41,519 --> 00:56:44,400
and just starts counting out gold bill.

1245
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,640
Don't know if I'm going to have enough for that one,

1246
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,080
but we'll see when we get there.

1247
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:50,960
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1248
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:38,800
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